interwebs

stummy has been surfing the interwebs and we finds amazing things. we has made a place for them on the bloog. today we find list of "american food holidays". stummy knew every day was for eating, but we didn't know there was official foods to be eaten.

today is tapioca pudding day. we likes the tapioca pudding. we also likes the rice pudding from the indian places. we likes the tapioca because it has chewys in it, and the regular pudding does not. teeth is happy when they gets to chew, and happy teeth make stummy happy.

one time stummy had to go to the dentist and he do bad things to to the teeth and then they not wants to eat, and stummy is hungry and we cries. we is not liking the dentist.

now we has to walks the tapeworm to the kitcehn for a snack.

the tapeworm

stummy has pet. we has been wanting a pet for a while, but they is not allowed in the apartment, so we had to get a pet that could live with stummy in the boody. we gets a tapeworm. tapeworm is a hungry pet. we has to feeds it all the times. we takes it for walks to the kitchen and to the grocery store. stummy thought we was hungry, but tapeworm is more hungry than stummy.

stummy eat a lot and we feels pukey, but tapeworm eats and eats and eats and it never feels pukey. we likes the tapeworm, but we is afraid the tapeworm might get too big for stummy if it keep eating all our foods. stummy see a tapeworm online that is very big and have to get cut out of a stummy. we needs to be careful to walk the tapeworm so it does not get too big for stummy.