stummy is sick

stummy is sick. we has red dots all over us and we is itchy. we thinks we gets infected from the hands and the feet because they has the red dots and then stummy has them. we first sees them at the gym, and we thinks we is allergic to the gym, which we likes, because stummy hates the gym, and we like to not go ever again.

we does not understand why we goes to the gym. we want to be a pretty stummy, but the feets get ideas about running and then we is running and running but stummy not sure what we is running away from. we sees peoples making cakes on the tv's and we thinks we is running to the cakes, but we never get there, because we is on a treadmill. we think the feets is retarded. we never reach the cakes through the tv anyway.

we is not going to be a pretty stummy with all the red dots. we is just a sick and itchy stummy. stummy think maybe red dots are from too much indian food, but we has not had very much indian food lately. we misses the indian foods, but we is poor right now until we gets paid. we is hoping the bloog pays off, but nobody gives stummy any money for writing in the bloog. we is not sure how the bloog pays us, but we is hoping to get paid in indian food.

interwebs

stummy has been surfing the interwebs and we finds amazing things. we has made a place for them on the bloog. today we find list of "american food holidays". stummy knew every day was for eating, but we didn't know there was official foods to be eaten.

today is tapioca pudding day. we likes the tapioca pudding. we also likes the rice pudding from the indian places. we likes the tapioca because it has chewys in it, and the regular pudding does not. teeth is happy when they gets to chew, and happy teeth make stummy happy.

one time stummy had to go to the dentist and he do bad things to to the teeth and then they not wants to eat, and stummy is hungry and we cries. we is not liking the dentist.

now we has to walks the tapeworm to the kitcehn for a snack.

the tapeworm

stummy has pet. we has been wanting a pet for a while, but they is not allowed in the apartment, so we had to get a pet that could live with stummy in the boody. we gets a tapeworm. tapeworm is a hungry pet. we has to feeds it all the times. we takes it for walks to the kitchen and to the grocery store. stummy thought we was hungry, but tapeworm is more hungry than stummy.

stummy eat a lot and we feels pukey, but tapeworm eats and eats and eats and it never feels pukey. we likes the tapeworm, but we is afraid the tapeworm might get too big for stummy if it keep eating all our foods. stummy see a tapeworm online that is very big and have to get cut out of a stummy. we needs to be careful to walk the tapeworm so it does not get too big for stummy.

stummy's favorite game

today, stummy find commercial for our favorite game. we likes the hungry hippos game. we win every time because we is the hungriest. we try to play this game in real life, but it is not any fun because the marbles get stuck in the intestines and then we has to go to hospital and they do bad things to food there. make stummy cry. but then we gets ice creams.

some people keep talking about stummy's language. we is still learning english, because it is not stummy's native language. we speak stummy. it is the language of hunger. now that stummy is learning english sometimes we learns big words and sometimes we does not. be nice to stummy, we is hungry, but not as hungry as the hippos. stummy want to know why they don't have to go to the hospital when they eats the marbles.

also, stummy say hello to the new friends from the facebook. stummy not happy with that name, because we think it should be just called the book, because stummy not have a face.

tastyyyyyyyyyyy

stummy has been having good foods! we has had a big banana and a pineapple with chocolate sauce. is very tasty.

one of stummy's readers show stummy a bad video, though:



stummy think this is terrible. it make us feel pukey. poor cookie monster! we is calling amnesty international on martha stewart. this obviously some kind of torture she learn in prison.

stummy do like cookies that look like the cookie monster. we want a cookie shaped like a stummy. then we eats it.

stummy think maybe it is time to eat martha stewart. we reads that she probably has 206,250 calories in her. we think less, because she does not have a happy stummy. since she is low fat, we needs to marinate her. please send stummy good recipes to marinate martha stewart in.

stummy needs to cook a dinner tonight. we is also attending national chinese food day. some peoples invite us on facebook. stummy want you to come, too. we is getting shrimp and string beans and chicken fried rice. tastyyy. and banana and pineapple for the desserts.

stummy also find another bad video on the youtubes:



this make stummy cry. we hates working in a library. bring us the cookies! down with martha!

hunger

stummy is hungry. we has been hungry all day except when we was at the gym, because then we was too afraid to be hungry. we goes running on the treadmill. stummy not sure what we is running from.

we go to gym and stummy do situps so we is a pretty stummy. then we lifts the weights up and down, and then we runs away from something on the treadmill. we is not going to anywhere, but it is because the floor keeps moving underneath.

stummy has eaten a lot today. we is still very hungry, though. now we is going for the chocolate muffins.

stummy not been writing for a while. we feel the pressure to be a brilliant stummy when all we have been doing is eating the party cake ice cream and getting fat. stummy like it. stummy highly recommend.

stummy has been twittering, though. we start following mahalo food. they have tasty recipes for stummy. stummy think it would write better if it would eat more.

today stummy having lunch at pan-era.