stummy's favorite game

today, stummy find commercial for our favorite game. we likes the hungry hippos game. we win every time because we is the hungriest. we try to play this game in real life, but it is not any fun because the marbles get stuck in the intestines and then we has to go to hospital and they do bad things to food there. make stummy cry. but then we gets ice creams.

some people keep talking about stummy's language. we is still learning english, because it is not stummy's native language. we speak stummy. it is the language of hunger. now that stummy is learning english sometimes we learns big words and sometimes we does not. be nice to stummy, we is hungry, but not as hungry as the hippos. stummy want to know why they don't have to go to the hospital when they eats the marbles.

also, stummy say hello to the new friends from the facebook. stummy not happy with that name, because we think it should be just called the book, because stummy not have a face.

tastyyyyyyyyyyy

stummy has been having good foods! we has had a big banana and a pineapple with chocolate sauce. is very tasty.

one of stummy's readers show stummy a bad video, though:



stummy think this is terrible. it make us feel pukey. poor cookie monster! we is calling amnesty international on martha stewart. this obviously some kind of torture she learn in prison.

stummy do like cookies that look like the cookie monster. we want a cookie shaped like a stummy. then we eats it.

stummy think maybe it is time to eat martha stewart. we reads that she probably has 206,250 calories in her. we think less, because she does not have a happy stummy. since she is low fat, we needs to marinate her. please send stummy good recipes to marinate martha stewart in.

stummy needs to cook a dinner tonight. we is also attending national chinese food day. some peoples invite us on facebook. stummy want you to come, too. we is getting shrimp and string beans and chicken fried rice. tastyyy. and banana and pineapple for the desserts.

stummy also find another bad video on the youtubes:



this make stummy cry. we hates working in a library. bring us the cookies! down with martha!